United States of British Petroleum

Hello fellow corporate serfs! Carl-Henri Svanberg, our great lordship (chairman of the board) at BP has apparently instructed the minions that “America needs BP.” Over a cup of tea at a Financial Times interview, his lordship also said BP is a “big and important company.” Oh how true it is! Us simple peasants adore the dead carcinogenic fish, overpriced blood-soaked products, and dead world you give us! 

BP was also gracious enough to hand out some alms to the people of Louisiana with a ONE MILLION dollar donation to area fishermen! Thats right, ONE MILLION! Was it a million dollars worth of spit? No it was from some change their janitors found tossed in the trash. This is about the amount of money BP makes in 9.5 seconds. Remember, BP made 260 BILLION DOLLARS in sales 2009 ALONE!

We should send Svanberg a thank-you note! 

There is so much criminality and flippant arrogance coming from these bastards I can hardly record it all! I’d require an entire university of researchers to even get a guesstimate on the full scope of villainy.

Please write-in, re-link us, and do anything you can to help your country and habitat. A good start is to  BOYCOTT ALL BP COMPANIES! Spread the word.

GIVE EM’ HELL!

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